Friday, 8 January 2010


now the hype for the new year is over, i couldnt be more unimpressed with how 2010 is panning out. it feels exactly like 2009, my pathetic new years resulotions are out of the window, my uni house STILL has fleas, my work is........well once i've actually starting doing some work i can finish that sentence. why is life so shit? please if someone could answer this for me i would pay good dollar.

people always make so many plans for the new year, change routines, be happier improve basically in every aspect of life, thier peers and family encourage and strive them to work harder and say that anything is possible.....cheers people. this should'nt be said, 2010 will be exactly the same as 2009, people will still hate you, everyone around you will be as shit as ever, you will be lonely, uninspired and retarded for the rest of your life.... the sooner people learn to come to terms with this they will be able to make the most of there miserable pathetic excuses for a life, and its much better than constantly failing.

i hate the horoscopes for the year aswell, you will find love, his name will begin with a P... really though, will i really.... no, i definitely will not.

Dillinja feel my pain is the song of the day.

Saturday, 19 December 2009

First post........last post? i am. I've been contemplating for a while now whether to start a blog or not, but with the new year approaching and plenty to say about the past year, i thought 'fuck it, why not'

The main reason i never started a blog was i never had anything to name it after, so i named it after exactly what was infront of me, a mug of tea, an angel cake and 3 sticks of pritt stick. I put aside the cuttings of paper, general shit and other rubbish on my table....why am i even writing this will probably even read it...or care...but none the less i shall carry on. Full of wisdom, wit and enthusiam.... but without the wit, i've come to terms i'm a pretty unwitty person, and not really that funny either. More of a laugh at funny, than laugh with... ANYWAY i think this was a pretty ok first post. I think i should make my intentions of what i hope to achieve from this blog clear now...

1. I intend to actually post some of my work on this.... so i should probably start doing something worthy of showing to the public world...

2. I hope to put up some pretty funny stories/ mishaps about my life, and those around me.

3. No content is ever meant to hurt/offend anyone EVER...unless its blatently obvious.

4. I will write regularly as i'm sure the many of you following me will be eagerly awaiting every one of my posts... oh how many is that following me...none... OH

well thats me. over and out. peace to all.